Soy, Sex, and Syntax

    30 Dec 2011

    (Source: 1000scientists)

    26 Dec 2011

    yummyvegan:

Fruit Christmas Tree!


Beautiful AND delicious!

    yummyvegan:

    Fruit Christmas Tree!

    Beautiful AND delicious!

    26 Dec 2011

    “We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It’s easy. They all count. But there are certain people you love who do something else; they define how you classify what love is supposed to feel like. These are the most important people in your life, and you’ll meet maybe four or five of these people over the span of 80 years. But there’s still one more tier to all this; there is always one person you love who becomes that definition. It usually happens retrospectively, but it always happens eventually. This is the person who unknowingly sets the template for what you will always love about other people, even if some of those lovable qualities are self-destructive and unreasonable. You will remember having conversations with this person that never actually happened. You will recall sexual trysts with this person that never technically occurred. This is because the individual who embodies your personal definition of love does not really exist. The person is real, and the feelings are real-but you create the context. And context is everything. The person who defines your understanding of love is not inherently different than anyone else, and they’re often just the person you happen to meet first time you really, really want to love someone. But that person still wins. They win, and you lose. Because for the rest of your life, they will control how you feel about everyone else.”
    — Chuck Klosterman (via atomos)

    21 Dec 2011

    16 Dec 2011

    “The screenshot you sent is all wrong. It doesn’t let me play the video. It seems to simply function like a photograph of someone’s screen.”
    — (via clientsfromhell)

    14 Dec 2011

    (Source: thefrogman)

    8 Dec 2011

    samclifford:

    An America where Christians can freely worship, knowing that the proposed construction of a place of worship won’t lead to a campaign from the community claiming that parking and public safety will be diminished. An America where Christians aren’t expected to distance themselves from those in their faith responsible for horrific attacks on others.

    Yeah.

    (Source: holymotherofrowling)

    27 Nov 2011

    The Hangman and the Papist

    The village square stands quiet with the curfew still in force
    The streets are even clear of dogs and whores
    Like some evil bird of prey the scaffold spreads its wings
    The people build their fires and bolt their doors
    The mayor is giving dinner to the officers and wives
    His eldest son is learning how to fawn
    The barrack block is hushed and tense, the soldiers drawing lots
    Who will be the hangman in the dawn.

    The lot falls on a young man who has served for but a year
    His home is in the village close nearby
    He shivers at the thought of what he’s forced to do next day
    He wonders who it is that has to die
    The full moon casts a cold light on the gloomy prison walls
    The papist walk his cell, he cannot sleep
    He hears the waiting gallows creaking just beyond the door
    He prays for he has no more tears to weep.

    The day begins to break, the muffled drums begin to sound
    A crowd begins to gather in the square
    The presence of the hangman in his terrifying mask
    Weighs heavy on the minds of all those there
    The colonel reads the sentence which the papist knows by heart
    He has failed to show allegiance to the King
    His crime is thus with God himself, in His name he must hang
    The papist, head held high, says not a thing.

    The jailer binds his hands and puts the blindfold to his eyes
    He leads him through the door before the crowd
    The hangman sees his victim and the blood drains from his face
    He sees his younger brother standing proud
    The hangman tries to protest but is ordered to proceed
    His trembling hands begin to take the strain
    His eyes are blind with streaming tears, he cries for all to hear
    “Forgive me God, we hang him in they name”.

    (by The Strawbs)

    24 Nov 2011

    lingllama:

ˈtiːm.wɝk
[Picture: Background: 8-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of blue. Foreground: Linguist Llama meme, a white llama facing forward, wearing a red scarf. Top text: “There is too” Bottom text: “an /i/ in team!”]

    lingllama:

    ˈtiːm.wɝk

    [Picture: Background: 8-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of blue. Foreground: Linguist Llama meme, a white llama facing forward, wearing a red scarf. Top text: “There is too” Bottom text: “an /i/ in team!”]

    24 Nov 2011

    esoteric-scifi-reference:

citizen-cam:

I so do this. And I get psychosomatic symptoms watching medical shows. I get headaches when people mention brain cancers.
I’m actually terrified of terminal or serous illness. I don’t like talking about health for that reason. Or watching on TV.
Way to know me, Anxiety Cat.

I know all about this. I watch something about heart attacks, then spend the next few days paranoid that there is a tingle in my arm or something.

Wow. Having felt like this all day, every day for years … all I can say is amen.

    esoteric-scifi-reference:

    citizen-cam:

    I so do this. And I get psychosomatic symptoms watching medical shows. I get headaches when people mention brain cancers.

    I’m actually terrified of terminal or serous illness. I don’t like talking about health for that reason. Or watching on TV.

    Way to know me, Anxiety Cat.

    I know all about this. I watch something about heart attacks, then spend the next few days paranoid that there is a tingle in my arm or something.

    Wow. Having felt like this all day, every day for years … all I can say is amen.

    (Source: anxietycat)